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Guess it takes a lot of rest to make those important non-decisions! 😂🛌🏛️
1149 Funny people quotes
Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.
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Sounds like my life needs a "No Vacancy" sign for unexpected visitors 😂🚫🏠
The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.
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Keeping civilization intact, one vintage upload at a time! 🕰️📽️🔗
Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?
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Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸♀️🦸♂️🧺✨
I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.
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When in doubt, at least my inner compass keeps me spinning in style! 🧭🔄😄
I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.
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When they say "dress for the job you want," I guess pajama pants mean I'm aiming for professional napper status 😂🛌💼
“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”
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Navigating their words is like trying to find logic in a reality TV show! 🤔💸📺
People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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When "never" turns into their new favorite hobby! 😂🤦♂️✨
People never run off to join the circus anymore.
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Guess clowns on unicycles don't have the same appeal as streaming marathons and popcorn! 🎪🤡🍿🏃♂️
This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.
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Feeling like a vintage vinyl in a Spotify playlist world! 🎶📼😅