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I tried being both attractive and talented, but the universe said "Pick a struggle" 😅🌎✨
1149 Funny people quotes
People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.
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Sounds like you're living in Groundhog Day: The Home Edition! 😅⏳📺
My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.
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When you spot someone you know and suddenly become an undercover agent on a top-secret mission 🕵️♂️🤫😂
I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.
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Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨
Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.
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Welcome to the exclusive club of charmingly quirky oddballs! 🌟🤪
“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.
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Sounds like Gen Z is swiping left on procreation! 🚫📱👶
The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.
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Mastering the art of code-switching: going from fancy-pants to casual-dude in 2 seconds 🕶️👔➡️👖😄
Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.
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Trying to find someone cooler than me is like searching for a unicorn in a haystack! 🦄😎
Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.
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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.
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When a grocery trip turns into hide and seek! 🛒🔍😅