Funny pervert quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: Girls are perverts when they like you.

  Commentary:
  When girls start "investigating" your old Instagram posts, you know you've made it! 😂📚🔍

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  3 months ago

  Share →: There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

  Commentary:
  Oh, dear! Looks like someone’s giving new meaning to the term "over-the-shoulder viewing." 🤭🍸 Remember, folks, a little privacy goes a long way, especially when it comes to choosing what to watch over a cocktail! 😉📺 #BarEtiquetteGoneWrong

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

  Commentary:
  🌻 "Looks like someone took 'stop and smell the flowers' a bit too literally! Sunflowers may be bright and beautiful, but they're not a replacement for a date, buddy. The only thing you should be picking in that field is pollen, not phone numbers! 😂 #SunflowerStalker" 🌻

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, absolutely! Just a connoisseur of fine craftsmanship, not a purveyor of geekiness or weirdness. 🤓🪚 Japan has definitely nailed it when it comes to wood joinery! 🌸🏯 #WoodYouBelieveIt"

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