Funny phone number quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously! With all that catchy theme music, the Ghost Busters missed a golden advertising opportunity for their services. Who you gonna call? Apparently, not them! 👻☎️ #MissedOpportunity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

  Commentary:
  Maybe it's switched to storing random song lyrics or food delivery menus instead! 🧠📱🎶🍔 #EvolutionOfTheBrain

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