Commentary:
I upload pictures with filters for my online persona; my home is where the unfiltered reality show starts! 📷✨🏠😅
38 Funny photo quotes
You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.
Commentary:
That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸
My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.
Commentary:
"BRB, trying to hit 88 mph to save my plans! 🚗💨📸 #BackToReality"
Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.
Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"
Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.
Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
A selfie only a mother could like.
Commentary:
"When even your phone tries to hide the evidence! 😂🤳📵"
I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks"
Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.
Commentary:
It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel
I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.
Commentary:
☕ "I don't mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but I've become an honorary member of the Colombian farmers association! 🤣 They even have a 'caffeine enthusiast' section in their wallets dedicated to me! 💼☕ #CoffeeLover"