Funny plea quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

  Commentary:
  I feel you! Let's make it official and call it Saturunday! 🤣🎉 Who wouldn't want an extra day to recover from Saturday shenanigans and prepare for Sunday brunch, am I right? #weekenddreams

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, if I may serenade the court with the timeless classic, Wonderwall, for this 'wonder'-ful case 🎸🎶 Let's set the mood with some acoustic justice! #WonderwallDefense"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

  Commentary:
  "Please stop with the emergency calls, folks! No need to dial 911 when my dancing skills light up the dance floor 🔥💃. I assure you, I'm just in my groove and owning it like a boss! 💁‍♂️🚫📞 #JustDanceItOut"

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