I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew. Commentary:Poking the day to check if it's still alive 😂👉☀️🤔 #EwFactor
I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something. Commentary:Your tweet didn't move, so I called tech support, and they just laughed. 🤷♂️🦥🐦
Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you. Commentary:When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
