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Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,417

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Spotted on Twitch:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Breaking via Instagram:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Just shared via Twitch:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on Facebook this month:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

93 shares on Threads this month:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Spotted on Instagram:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Just landed via YouTube:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Making waves on Discord:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Just shared via WeChat:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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