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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Making waves on Slack:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Making waves on Instagram:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

Making waves on Messenger:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Seen just now on Discord:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Live now on Slack:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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