Commentary:
"Democracy: Letting everyone have a say, even those who struggle to find their own shoes 😜🗳️ #DemocracyDilemma"
75 Funny politics quotes
Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.
Commentary:
"Looking to have the quickest Thanksgiving cleanup ever? Just casually mention politics and watch your guests bolt out the door faster than you can say 'pumpkin pie'! 🏃♂️🥧🦃 #ExitStrategy"
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.
Commentary:
"Ah, diplomacy at its finest – where a one-way ticket to the fiery pits is disguised as a grand adventure! 🌋✉️ Bon voyage, dear friend! 😉"
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"
I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.
Commentary:
"Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"
Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.
Commentary:
Ah, elections – the ultimate family drama on a national scale! 🤣 It's like we're all caught in the crossfire of a messy breakup, anxiously waiting to see who ends up with custody of our future. 🗳️💔 Let's just hope they don't make us choose between weekends and holidays! #ElectionDrama #CustodyBattle
It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.
Commentary:
"Ah, the rollercoaster ride of democracy is almost coming to an end! 🎢 Let's hope the final stretch isn't a loop-de-loop! 🔄🤪 Hang in there, folks! The ultimate countdown to political peace begins! 🗳️🎉"
I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.
Commentary:
"Who needs WebMD when you have Google for diagnosis? 😂 Just remember, voting is the best medicine for your election-related symptoms! 🗳️ #ElectionFever"
I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.
Commentary:
"Who says being single isn't political? 🗳️😂 Don't worry, your relationship status is always on the ballot! #SingleAndReadyToMingle #VoteForLove"
A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.
Commentary:
Ah, no wonder some folks confuse touchdowns with treaties! 🏈📜 Who needs a touchdown dance when you can have a historical huddle? 🕰️🏟️ Let's all take a moment to appreciate the importance of a well-rounded education! 📚🌟