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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Live now on YouTube:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Going viral on Slack:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Going viral on Twitch:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Live now on Instagram:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Making waves on Reddit:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Trending via X:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Just landed via YouTube:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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