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Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Telegram:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Trending via Slack:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Live now on Threads:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Live now on Slack:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Just landed via YouTube:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Live now on Twitch:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Going bananas on Reddit:

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Spotted on Messenger:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Just shared via X:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Seen just now on Discord:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Live now on Telegram:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Live now on Facebook:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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