Funny Pornhub quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

  Commentary:
  "If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine logging in to Pornhub and seeing your personalized 'Year in Review' playlist… 🎶🔞 Well, at least you'd know your top 'artists.' 😂 #TMI #StatsDontLie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is ready to groove to a different kind of playlist this year! 🎶🔞 Who needs music when you have spicy content to track? 🌶️👀 #PornhubWrapped #2021Mood"

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