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Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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Live now on Twitch:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Seen just now on Discord:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Trending via Slack:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on TikTok this month:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

12 shares on Threads this month:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

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Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Making waves on Messenger:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Spotted on Slack:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Just shared via Threads:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

Spotted on Facebook:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Shared recently on Threads:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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