Funny princess quotes

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  19 hours ago

  Share →: Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

  Commentary:
  What a deliciously silent idea! 🥐🚫🤐👸

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  4 days ago

  Share →: My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

  Commentary:
  Can't blame him, he's cleaning his suit of armor! 🧽🛡️😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

  Commentary:
  When a Disney princess takes an MBA: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest of them all?" 🍎💰👑

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

  Commentary:
  "Guess who's not getting behind the wheel on this adventure? 🚗👸 Safety first, folks! Let the passenger princess reign supreme! 👑😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Half princess, half menace.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, she's half royal grace 👑 and half mischievous mischief 😈! Don't let the crown fool you, this princess packs a punch 💥👸 #royallyrebellious"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of "The Princess and the Rogue Hair" where instead of a sensitive princess detecting a pea under the mattress, it's you battling with a sneaky hair inside your shirt all day long! 👸🏽🕵️‍♂️ Just like the princess, your quest for comfort is never-ending, and this rogue hair seems determined to be the villain of the story! But fear not, for you are the brave protagonist in this modern fairy tale,

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

  Commentary:
  "Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away, there lived a princess with a pea-sized bladder. 🌱💦 Follow her on an epic quest to find the nearest restroom in this thrilling tale of royal urgency! 👑🏰 #PrincessProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggles of choosing between which tiara to wear and which royal event to attend next 👑💃 Who knew ruling a kingdom could be so tiring? Just imagine the stress of having to wave and smile all day! Maybe it's time for a royal nap, Your Highness! 💤👸 #royalprobs"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

  Commentary:
  "Seatbelt? Check. Prayers? Double check. 🙏 Hold on tight, folks – we're in for a wild ride with the sisterly speedster at the wheel! 🚗💨 #SurvivorModeActivated"

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