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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Just shared via WeChat:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Trending via Twitch:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Reported on Slack:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Broadcasted on Messenger:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Just shared via Messenger:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Just landed via Discord:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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Reported on Reddit:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Making waves on Reddit:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Breaking via Discord:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Making waves on Discord:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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