Funny promotion quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

  Commentary:
  "McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who knew incompetence could be the key to success in the corporate world? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time to start making intentional mistakes! 😉 #PromotionByAccident"

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