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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Spotted on Threads:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Going bananas on X:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Just landed via Telegram:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Going viral on X:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Seen just now on X:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Just landed via Threads:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on TikTok this month:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

72 shares on Discord this month:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Social media is mental suicide.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Trending via Discord:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Spotted on Telegram:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Seen just now on Threads:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Seen just now on X:

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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