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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Funny ramsay quotes

Funny Ramsay quotes serve up a sizzling combo of wit and fiery humor that never fail to crack you up! 😂🔥 Whether you’re a foodie or just love a good roast, these gems bring the heat with a side of laughs. Perfect for spicing up your day or sharing with friends who appreciate a bit of cheeky banter. Ready to dive into some unforgettable kitchen comedy? Let’s get cooking! 🍳🤣

New funny ramsay quotes 👇

4 weeks ago
Share →: I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Commentary:
"That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Commentary:
"Let's be real, Gordon Ramsay wouldn't last a second if he tried yelling at us over our cooking. 😂✋ #WorstNightmare"
6 months ago
Share →: I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Commentary:
Oh, so your smoke detector moonlights as a critic, huh? 🚨👨‍🍳 Must be giving those Gordon Ramsay vibes with all that yelling! 🔥😂 Looks like your cooking really has a flair for the dramatic! 🤣🔥 #KitchenDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Commentary:
Looks like Gordon Ramsay is bringing the heat in the kitchen with that four curse meal! 😂🔥 Hopefully, the taste isn't as spicy as his language! 🌶️🍴#CookingWithCurses