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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Love is in the air fryer.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Shared recently on X:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Spotted on Messenger:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Spotted on Telegram:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Spotted on YouTube:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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22 shares on Reddit this month:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

21 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Trending via Pinterest:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Seen just now on X:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Going viral on Telegram:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Seen just now on Threads:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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