17 Funny role quotes

• I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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  2 months ago

  20, actor, comedy, fitness, gain, hate, i, irony, pounds, realize, role

• I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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  2 months ago

  actor, comedy, fitness, gain, hate, humor, i, irony, pounds, realize, role, weight

• Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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  2 months ago

  always, being, best, chance, coworker, coworkers, date, hot, humor, nobody, play, role, work

• The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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  2 months ago

  absence, cousin, family, gatherings, humor, i, personality, play, role, show

• Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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  2 months ago

  act, asking, being, better, dating, gender, gender role, humor, man, relationship, role, sarcasm, single

• Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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  4 months ago

  bit, gender, gender role, guy, humor, just, little, male, metrosexual, performative, performative male, rebrand, role, say, sexuality, slang, stereotype, straight, straight guy

• Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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  4 months ago

  asleep, couch, falling, falling asleep, field, gender, gender role, getting, humor, joke, male-dominated, male-dominated field, role, sleep, stereotype

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