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Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,293

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Going viral on Slack:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Shared recently on Discord:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Just shared via Messenger:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Making waves on YouTube:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Trending via Pinterest:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

53 shares on Threads this month:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,248

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Making waves on Discord:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Seen just now on Twitch:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Just shared via TikTok:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Seen just now on Threads:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Making waves on Messenger:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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