Commentary:
"Using a headshot from 2008 on LinkedIn is like setting up a blind date with someone and showing up 10 years older and 10 pounds heavier 😂🕰️. It's all about managing expectations, right? 🤷♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #LinkedInFail"
56 Funny search quotes
My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.
Commentary:
Guess my CV doubles as a bedtime story! 📜😴📚
Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.
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Trying to decide between being unemployed or underpaid—feels like picking between a rock and a "hard workplace" 🤑🤣
Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.
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Oops! I think I need to file this under 'Mission Impossible'. 🍫🔍😬
God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.
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Guess I missed the memo from heaven's HR department 😂👼📄
In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.
Commentary:
When your soulmate gets jealous of an alarm clock, you know it's true love 😂⏰💤