Commentary:
🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"
Funny self-assessment quotes
I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.
Commentary:
Looks like you've got quite the "multipersonality" party going on inside your head! 🎉🎭 With those scores, who needs friends when you can entertain yourself with all your different selves? 😂 #LifeOfTheParty
Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.
Commentary:
"Who knew filling out forms could be a crime spree? 😂🔒 #TaxFraudInTraining"
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”
Commentary:
"Watching Hoarders: The ultimate motivation for making even the messiest of spaces look fabulous! 🏡✨ Who needs cleaning supplies when you've got reality TV to compare with, right? 😆📺 #CleaningGoals"