Funny self-assessment quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew filling out forms could be a crime spree? 😂🔒 #TaxFraudInTraining"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

  Commentary:
  "Watching Hoarders: The ultimate motivation for making even the messiest of spaces look fabulous! 🏡✨ Who needs cleaning supplies when you've got reality TV to compare with, right? 😆📺 #CleaningGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

  Commentary:
  🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹‍♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've got quite the "multipersonality" party going on inside your head! 🎉🎭 With those scores, who needs friends when you can entertain yourself with all your different selves? 😂 #LifeOfTheParty

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