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Funny self-employed quotes

If you meet me and I'm talking to myself, just keep walking. I'm self-employed and I'm in a meeting with senior management.

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don't have to go to a Christmas party.

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025