Funny self-employed quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

  Commentary:
  "Caution: Brilliant minds at work! 🧠💼 Ignore the solo dialogue and corporate jargon – just a one-person board meeting in progress! 🤣 #SelfEmployedCEO"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the boss (aka YOU) is not feeling so generous with the budget lately 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time for a performance review with some self-reflection? 😅💼 #DIYBoss"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Christmas party when you can have a solo dance party in your pajamas at home? 🎄💃 Can't argue with the perks of being self-employed! 😉 #PartyOfOne"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Turns out the boss you hate might just be yourself! 🤯😂 Say hello to the demanding, never-let-you-take-a-day-off, forever-critical boss you can't escape – You! 🙈💼 #SelfEmploymentStruggles"

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