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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Share →: I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Share →: I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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Share →: My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Ah, the timeless ritual of morning contemplation: when deep thoughts about exhaustion rival the complexity of the universe itself. 💤🤔 Remember, pondering fatigue is a sport reserved for the bravest souls who dare to confront the unwavering allure of the snooze button! 🛌⏰ Stay strong, dear bed philosopher!

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Breaking via X:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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