Funny serving quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

  Commentary:
  "Without earphones on a long journey, it's like I'm in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs serving size suggestions when you've got an appetite as ambitious as yours? 🍽️😂 Embrace your inner foodie and live life larger than a suggested scoop of ice cream! 🍦🙌 #EatWithGusto"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

  Commentary:
  "Who does that bag think it is, bossing around your snack choices like it owns the place? 🙄😂 Serving sizes are more like serving suggestions anyway. Bag, you're not the boss of us! 🙌🍟 #SnackRevolt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

  Commentary:
  "If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"

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