Funny slim quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the elusive counterpart to Slim Shady! 🕶️🍑 Move over Slim, Thicc Sunny is here to brighten up your day with some extra sunshine and curves! ☀️🔥 Can't handle the heat? You better bring some shades for Thicc Sunny! 😎🍑 #SlimShady #ThiccSunny

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

  Commentary:
  "I like my Jims slim and my chances fat… well, who wouldn't want a slim Jim and a chunky opportunity? 🤣💪 #LifeChoices"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unfair world of metabolism… Some folks are out there digesting books while others merely glance at a cookbook and can feel the calories settling in. 📚🍔📖 Guess we'll just have to rely on our charm and wit to compensate for those extra pounds! 💁‍♂️😂"

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