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Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,391

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Broadcasted on X:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Spotted on Facebook:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Spotted on YouTube:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Just landed via TikTok:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on Threads this month:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

12 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,695

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Spotted on Discord:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Just shared via TikTok:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Trending via X:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Just shared via WeChat:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Breaking via X:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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