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Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Going viral on Slack:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Just shared via Twitch:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Breaking via Facebook:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Making waves on Slack:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Live now on TikTok:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Spotted on X:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Trending via Telegram:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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28 shares on Slack this month:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

22 shares on Messenger this month:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

77 shares on Slack this month:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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For Halloween, you should be mine.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,780

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Trending via Facebook:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Making waves on WeChat:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Making waves on X:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Spotted on Threads:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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