Funny smokers quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

  Commentary:
  "When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why smokers get extra breaks – it's like time-off compensation! ⏳🚬 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the… smoke break? 😂 #WorkPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when we all thought we were cool puffing on those sugary sticks, pretending to be mini James Deans or Marlene Dietrichs! 🍭🚬 Who knew that the only clouds we were blowing were made of pure sugar and innocence?! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

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