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When you open the fridge expecting a buffet but find an episode of "Chopped" instead 🥦🔪😩
165 Funny snack quotes
Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.
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I finally understand why bread always vanishes mysteriously from my kitchen! 🍞👻
Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”
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When "Eat, pray, love" turns into "Scroll, snack, overthink," you know it's time for a WiFi detox and snack intervention! 🍕📱🤔
Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.
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Just here showing these gingerbread men who the real cookie boss is 🍪👑😂
Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?
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Just practicing my Oscar-winning performance of "Oh, for me? I couldn't possibly… okay, just one!" 😇🍪🎭
My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.
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When you think you're being summoned for a family board meeting, but it's actually a secret candy operation 🍫🤫😂
I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.
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Turns out I've been training for the Olympics in stealth candy consumption 🍬🎬🤫
I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.
Commentary:
Sounds like a surprise buffet adventure! 🥳🥐🍫 Who knew kitchen cupboards could be so festive? 🎉😄
It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
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When you realize your road trip snack stash could fund a sugar factory 🍭🍫🍪🚗
My body is a vessel for various dips.
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Guess I'm a dip-lomat managing multiple delicious territories! 🥳🥚🎉