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Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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Jan 2, 2026

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Going viral on Facebook:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Spotted on WeChat:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Just shared via Twitch:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Going viral on Pinterest:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Going bananas on Threads:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

92 shares on Threads this month:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Trending via Threads:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Going bananas on Discord:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Going viral on X:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Shared recently on WeChat:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Making waves on Instagram:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Just landed via TikTok:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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