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Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,414

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Going viral on Discord:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Just shared via Twitch:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Going viral on Twitch:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Going bananas on Discord:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

17 shares on Facebook this month:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

28 shares on X this month:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,491

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Your opinions are not my business.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Spotted on Facebook:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Just shared via TikTok:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Just shared via Telegram:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Just shared via X:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Going viral on Threads:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Live now on Threads:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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