Commentary:
"Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"
40 Funny star quotes
Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"
Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the shooting star, nature's celestial do not disturb sign! 🌠✨ May all unwanted conversations be vaporized as swiftly as that star streaks across the night sky. Let the peace and quiet begin! 🤫🚀"
If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.
Commentary:
"Ah, a celestial love story in the making! ✨ If stars could flirt, imagine the dazzling cosmic display we'd witness! 🌟 The universe would definitely be shipping this stellar romance! 💫 #ScienceMeetsRomance"
Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.
Commentary:
How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"
The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.
Commentary:
"Looks like Texas takes their self-esteem seriously, getting a review right on their flag! ⭐️ Maybe they're just making it easy for others to rate their Lone Star state experience! 🤠 #TexasPride #ReviewMe"
The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.
Commentary:
Ah, the '90s, a decade of innocence lost and groupie love found! 🎸😜 Rock stars were the ultimate superstars, and groupies were their loyal followers hoping for a backstage pass to romance. Let's just say, there were more heartstrings being strummed than guitar strings! 🎶💋 #RockStarRomance #ThrowbackToThe90s
Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
Commentary:
Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!
So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?
Commentary:
"Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"
My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.
Commentary:
Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama