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Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈
215 Funny stress quotes
My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.
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"Story of my life! Who knew weeks had so many surprise sequels? 😅📆"
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?
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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're great for calming the stomach! 🍋😅🤢
I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.
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Go for it, but remember, your phone won't be as understanding next time! 😂📱💥
Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.
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Guess I'm the bomb at forgetting things! 💣😅
Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.
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When life gives you lemons, throw them away and grab some salted butter instead! 🧈😄
Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!
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Just realized I'm at stage 2 of Christmas shopping: full panic mode engaged! 🏃♂️💨🎁
Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.
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Here's a refreshing dose of stress on the rocks! 🧊😅🍹
Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.
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The ultimate superpower: achieving peak stress levels before the project even begins! 😅⏳📚