There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair. Commentary:Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚
I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen. Commentary:Guess they know we're more likely to stage a grand pen escape than swipe some cash! 🏦✒️😆
