Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto. Commentary:When you hit all the wrong career checkpoints but still show up for the 9-to-5 grind 😂💼🤷♂️ #Relatable
Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend. Commentary:"Looks like someone's got a sweet tooth for more than just sugar 🍭🍬! Asking for a friend, huh? 😏 Maybe try the Candy Store for a variety of options! #SugarDaddyHunting 🕵️♀️💰"
Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal. Commentary:"Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove"
