Funny surveillance quotes

• They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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  2 months ago

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• My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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  2 months ago

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• Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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  2 months ago

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• Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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  2 months ago

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• I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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  2 months ago

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• Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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  3 months ago

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