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Funny surveillance quotes

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

3 months ago

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

3 months ago