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Brb, starting a weather fan club with matching rain hats 🌧️😎✨
131 Funny talking quotes
(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.
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Sounds like a classic case of "I'm not talking to myself, we're having a staff meeting." 🤔😂💼
Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.
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When he triple-texts and then calls because I took 5 minutes to reply, that's true dedication! 😂📱💥
If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”
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When bugs start talking, I'm going to need a translator app ASAP! 🐞😂👀
I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.
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Loyalty so strong, I even wait in line patiently at an empty coffee shop 😂☕️❤️
I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.
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Sounds like you’ve got a built-in commentary feature! 😂🤐🎬
We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.
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Guess it's time to make some billionaire jam! 🥄😜🍇
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
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Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.
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Finally appreciating the personal throne after a week of questionable toilet paper quality! 🚽😂🏠
I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.
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Sounds like a yap-tastic time! 🐶🎤 Let's yap it up together! 😂