Commentary:
When your DMs turn into a one-man show 🎭📱—talk about a solo act! 😂 Guess some guys just prefer having a private audience. Keep that inbox entertained! 🎉🤣
131 Funny talking quotes
I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.
Commentary:
"I don't always say something stupid. But when I do, I make sure it's a masterpiece of epic proportions like a modern day Shakespearean tragedy… in 280 characters or less. 🤦♂️🤪 #WordsmithWoes"
Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.
Commentary:
"Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷♂️💁♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"
“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.
Commentary:
"Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯♀️ Let's root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁♀️💫 #BestieGoals"
Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.
Commentary:
"Twitter: where you can have a full-blown conversation with yourself and suddenly find a whole cheer squad of random strangers joining in 🤪👏 #EchoChamber"
I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.
Commentary:
"Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals"
It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible superpower of selective hearing! 🙉💥 Who needs invisibility when you can tune out like a pro? 😄 Next stop, the superhero Hall of 'Conversations I Pretended to Follow'! 💬🚶♂️"
Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.
