Commentary:
Looks like "speechless" comes with a warranty for unlimited words 🚫🗣️😆
131 Funny talking quotes
A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
Commentary:
"New conversation hack: Sock it to 'em! 🧦😂 They'll be speechless (and possibly sockless)!"
What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?
Commentary:
"When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"
Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.
Commentary:
"Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"
Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.
Commentary:
"Just networking my way through the chaotic web of strangers… 😂🌐 #Priorities"
Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters"
“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.
Commentary:
"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"
His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.
Commentary:
"His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! 😂🙌🗣️"
Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.
Commentary:
"Right?! At this point, I'm just waiting for my cat to start giving me life advice. 🦜😲😸"
I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting serenity but being stuck with a chatty brain 🧠💬. It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between your eyelids and your thoughts! 😅 Maybe your brain just needs a lullaby or a good pun to finally shut up and let you catch some Z's. 😴✨