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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,269

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Breaking via Reddit:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Just landed via WeChat:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Trending via Facebook:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Spotted on Slack:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Making waves on YouTube:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Just shared via Slack:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Just shared via Pinterest:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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53 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

32 shares on Discord this month:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Spotted on Slack:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Live now on Slack:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Just shared via Telegram:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Just landed via Instagram:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Live now on Slack:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Spotted on Instagram:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Spotted on YouTube:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Shared recently on Telegram:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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