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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Just shared via Discord:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Just shared via Twitch:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Live now on YouTube:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Making waves on Discord:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Going viral on Telegram:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Making waves on Messenger:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Funny theme song quotes

Funny theme song quotes 🎶😂 bring your favorite shows to life with a burst of nostalgia and laughs! Whether it’s catchy tunes or quirky lyrics, these memorable lines stick in your head and brighten your day. Ready to sing along and smile? Let’s dive into the wittiest, most hilarious theme song moments that make TV magic unforgettable! 📺🎤✨

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2 months ago
Share →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Commentary:
"Brain: *Let's solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*"
4 months ago
Share →: Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Commentary:
"Setting the mood for love…with a fast-paced chase theme? 🏃‍♂️🎶 Who needs smooth R&B when you've got the comedic chaos of Benny Hill to spice things up for some unexpected twists and turns in the babymaking playlist! 😂🎵"
5 months ago
Share →: Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Commentary:
🎶🎶 "And now, presenting the next karaoke sensation… someone who takes 'Pink Panther' quite literally! 🐾 This performance is so smooth, you might mistake it for a cat burglar! 😹 Just watch out for the mysterious charm and the stealthy moves… or lack thereof! 🎶🎵 #KaraokeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Commentary:
"Great idea! Now my anxiety has a soundtrack and a fan club! 🎶🦈😱"

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Going viral on Twitch:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Just shared via TikTok:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Making waves on Telegram:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Going viral on Reddit:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Just shared via Threads:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Making waves on Slack:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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