11 Funny Thursday quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

  Commentary:
  "Is it possible to file a complaint with the calendar committee? 🤔 This week needs a serious quality check! 📅🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

  Commentary:
  Haha, the struggle is real! 😅🗓️ Looks like your weekend was just a distant dream! 😂🙃

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Realizing it's only Thursday on a Friday really puts the 'fry' in 'Friday' 🍟😂 Hang in there, the weekend is just a day away! #ThursdayThoughts"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Realizing it's only Thursday: 😩 Realizing it's actually Wednesday: 😂 Plot twist level: expert! Remember folks, sometimes mid-week confusion can lead to mid-week joy! 🎉 #WednesdayVibes"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's really keeping track of the days…or not! 😂📅 It's a whole new level of schedule confusion! Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: "The Case of the Missing Weekend." 🕵️‍♂️✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it's not a near-death experience, it's just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Thursday, the middle child of the week, always struggling to find its place. Why bother, when we all just want to fast forward to Friday anyway? 😆🤷‍♂️ #ThursdayBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're stuck in the dreaded land of 'Not-Friday-Not-Thursday-ville' 🙃⏳ At least we've got each other to make it through this midweek madness! Keep pushing, the weekend will eventually grace us with its presence! 🎉🤪 #IsItFridayYet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Well, looks like someone hit the rewind button on the week! 🔄 It's like a plot twist you never saw coming! 😅 Hang in there, the weekend is just around the corner! 🎉"

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