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Funny Thursday quotes are the perfect way to laugh your way through the almost-weekend blues! 😄💼 Whether you’re feeling the midweek drag or just need a little pick-me-up, these quotes will get you smiling as you head toward Friday! ✨😂

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The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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2 months ago

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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2 months ago

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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2 months ago

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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2 months ago

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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2 months ago

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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2 months ago

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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2 months ago

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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2 months ago

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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2 months ago

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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