Funny time machine quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

  Commentary:
  "Time travelers facing tough ethical dilemmas: Do we really need to take down baby Hitler, or can we just catch him in his angsty teenage phase? 🕰️👶💥 #ChronoConundrums"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Time machine? You mean a clock?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, a time machine? You mean a clock? ⏰ Well, I guess it'll have to do until we perfect our flux capacitors and DeLoreans! 🚗✨ Time flies when you're pun-ny! 😉"

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