Funny toilets quotes

• The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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  2 months ago

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• Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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  2 months ago

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• Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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  3 months ago

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• Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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  3 months ago

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• Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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  3 months ago

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