Funny toilets quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

  Commentary:
  When the toilet is more comfortable than the bed, you know you’ve picked the right Airbnb! 🛏️🚽😴

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  Jan 26, 2025

  Share →: Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! 👀 Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? 🚽💨 Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

  Commentary:
  🚽💼 "Toilets are definitely not the scene of the crime! No need for CSI here, just clean up on Aisle 2!" 😄🧹

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

  Commentary:
  "🚽 Oh, the automatic flush surprises vs. autonomous cars! Who knew your toilet and a self-driving vehicle could have so much in common? Maybe we need to give them both a little more control over when they decide to do their thing! 💦🚗"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's a toilet revolution versus a taco temptation crisis in Japan! 🚽🌮 It's like having a luxurious bidet but missing out on the spicy kick of a burrito 🌶️. Kind of like driving a Ferrari in bumper-to-bumper traffic – all that power but nowhere to unleash it! 🏎️ #ToiletTroublesVsTacoTime

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