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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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Funny tolerate quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of putting up with others 😅🎭 Whether it’s dealing with quirky friends, annoying habits, or daily annoyances, these witty lines remind us that laughter is the best way to cope 😂💡 Get ready to embrace patience with a smile and maybe even a snort or two! 🤪✨

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