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Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,255

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Spotted on X:

You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

Going viral on Telegram:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Making waves on Twitch:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Making waves on TikTok:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Just landed via Threads:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

99 shares on Discord this month:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

26 shares on Threads this month:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

41 shares on Threads this month:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,599

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Spotted on Slack:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Spotted on Twitch:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Making waves on Slack:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Spotted on Threads:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Breaking via Reddit:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Making waves on YouTube:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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