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Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Jan 7, 2026

3,289

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Just shared via Discord:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Just shared via Reddit:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Trending via WeChat:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Funny traits quotes

Funny traits quotes bring out the quirkiest sides of our personalities with a splash of humor 😂✨ Whether you’re a master of awkward moments or a pro at laughing at yourself, these witty lines celebrate all the little things that make us unique 😜🎉 Get ready to smile, nod, and maybe even share a laugh or two with these playful gems!

New funny traits quotes 👇

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has recently shared this quote.

37 shares on YouTube this month.
Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has recently bookmarked this quote.

47 shares on Snapchat this month.
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has recently bookmarked this quote.

82 shares on Twitch this month.
He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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2 months ago

$10, dating, humor, personality, relationship, traits, volume

Someone from 🇻🇳 has recently shared this quote.

25 shares on YouTube this month.
One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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5 months ago

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has recently copied this quote.

104 shares on Messenger this month.
When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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5 months ago

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has recently copied this quote.

31 shares on Slack this month.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

23 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

14 shares on X this month:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

76 shares on X this month:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

50 shares on Slack this month:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Livin’ la vida vodka!

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,511

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Shared recently on Threads:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Going viral on Reddit:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Trending via Reddit:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Just landed via Facebook:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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