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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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Girls are perverts when they like you.

Making waves on Telegram:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Live now on X:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Spotted on X:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Trending via Facebook:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Spotted on Instagram:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Spotted on Slack:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Just shared via Threads:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Reported on Instagram:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Reported on Twitch:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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