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Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Updated

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Breaking via Discord:

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Spotted on Slack:

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Making waves on Slack:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Trending via LinkedIn:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Trending via Reddit:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Spotted on Facebook:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Trending via Slack:

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

31 shares on Slack this month:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

54 shares on Discord this month:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Going viral on Pinterest:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Just landed via Twitch:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Just shared via Slack:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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