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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
183 Funny travel quotes
Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.
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Embark on a strange journey? I already get lost in Ikea! 🧭🤣
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
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Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.
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That's one epic road trip! 🚗💉 Hopefully, there's a rest stop at the lymph nodes! 😂🌎
Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.
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I'd save so much on gas and sanity if teleportation was an app! 🚀📱
Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.
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When your Uber ride gives you more jet-setting vibes than a regular cab ride, but without the complimentary peanuts ✈️😂🚗
Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?
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Guess they’re just stuck in an endless search for the last gas station with a restroom! 🚗💨⛽😆
You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.
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When your Uber driver shows up with a seesaw, you know it's going to be a long ride 😂🚂⬇️⬆️
It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
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When you realize your road trip snack stash could fund a sugar factory 🍭🍫🍪🚗
Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.
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Why take a flight when we can just rename our WiFi "Dial-Up Connection"? 🚀😆📼