179 funny travel quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

May 27, 2026

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

May 27, 2026

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

May 27, 2026

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

May 27, 2026

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

May 27, 2026

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

May 27, 2026

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

May 27, 2026

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

May 27, 2026

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

May 27, 2026

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

May 27, 2026

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

May 27, 2026

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

May 27, 2026

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

May 27, 2026

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

May 26, 2026

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

May 26, 2026

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

May 26, 2026

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

May 26, 2026

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

May 26, 2026

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

May 26, 2026

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

May 26, 2026

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

May 26, 2026

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

May 26, 2026

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

May 25, 2026

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

May 25, 2026

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

May 25, 2026

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

May 25, 2026

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

May 25, 2026

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

May 25, 2026

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

May 25, 2026

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

May 25, 2026

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

May 25, 2026

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

May 25, 2026

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

May 25, 2026

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

May 25, 2026

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

May 25, 2026

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

May 24, 2026

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

May 24, 2026

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

May 24, 2026

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

May 24, 2026

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

May 24, 2026