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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Trending via Pinterest:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Trending via TikTok:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Trending via YouTube:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Just landed via TikTok:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Making waves on Facebook:

Not my room, not my elephant.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

84 shares on X this month:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,606

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Spotted on Discord:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Going viral on X:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Going viral on TikTok:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Trending via Telegram:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Shared recently on X:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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