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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Going viral on Instagram:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Spotted on Threads:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Trending via Facebook:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Spotted on Discord:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Freshly posted on X:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Funny upbringing quotes

Funny upbringing quotes bring a hilarious twist to those childhood memories and family moments we all love (and sometimes love to escape) 😂👶. They capture the chaos, quirks, and unconditional love that shape who we become, often with a side of witty wisdom 🤪💡. Whether you’re reminiscing or just need a laugh, these gems remind us that growing up is a wild, funny adventure worth celebrating 🎉👨‍👩‍👧‍👦!

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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77 shares on Telegram this month:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

42 shares on Slack this month:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

43 shares on X this month:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

60 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

This whole week could have been an email.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,992

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Just landed via X:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Going viral on X:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Making waves on Facebook:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Trending via Reddit:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Just shared via Telegram:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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