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Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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Breaking via Telegram:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Just shared via Facebook:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Trending via Pinterest:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Live now on Instagram:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

Shared recently on WeChat:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Shared recently on Slack:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Going viral on Twitch:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Trending via Instagram:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Twitch:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Spotted on TikTok:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

Trending via Facebook:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Spotted on Facebook:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Trending via YouTube:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Going viral on Twitch:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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