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Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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Going viral on TikTok:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Making waves on Instagram:

if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

Going viral on X:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Going viral on Facebook:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Spotted on WeChat:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Live now on X:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Trending via Telegram:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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5 months ago
Share →: My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally listened to TLC and decided to stick to the rivers and lakes they're used to in 2022! 🌊 No more chasing waterfalls for you, huh? Let's hope this resolution doesn't go chasing pavements instead! 🎶 #NewYearNewMe"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Commentary:
"Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"
6 months ago
Share →: I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone had a knack for naming things after natural phenomena while cozying up by the fire and daydreaming about cascading waterfalls 🌊🔥 Maybe they were just really into ambiance? Who knows, but let's raise a glass to their imagination and naming creativity!"

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Just shared via TikTok:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Live now on Slack:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Live now on Twitch:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Just shared via Facebook:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Making waves on WeChat:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Shared recently on X:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Trending via Telegram:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Spotted on Instagram:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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