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Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Making waves on Snapchat:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Going viral on TikTok:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Live now on X:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Shared recently on Telegram:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Making waves on Instagram:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Just landed via Threads:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Going viral on Discord:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Shared recently on Slack:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Going bananas on YouTube:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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20 shares on Snapchat this month:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

86 shares on Slack this month:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

83 shares on Messenger this month:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

18 shares on Threads this month:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

72 shares on Telegram this month:

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Making waves on Messenger:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Trending via YouTube:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Just landed via Messenger:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Trending via Threads:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Going viral on Instagram:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Trending via Messenger:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Spotted on Facebook:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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