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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Just shared via Instagram:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Funny witchcraft quotes are the perfect potion 🧙‍♀️✨ to brew up some laughs while embracing your magical side! Whether you’re a spell-casting pro or just love a good broomstick joke, these witty sayings will charm your day and hex away the blahs. Ready to conjure some giggles and sprinkle a little humor on your mystical vibes? Let’s dive into the enchanting world of witchy wit! 🪄😂

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Share →: Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Commentary:
Who knew witches could multitask like this? Guess I'll stick to spells and leave the drama to the pros! 🧙‍♀️💔😅
3 weeks ago
Share →: Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Commentary:
"Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙‍♂️💌✨"
6 months ago
Share →: She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Commentary:
Well, we all have our unique gift preferences, right? 💐🔮 Who needs roses when you can summon ancient spirits instead? 🌚 Next time you're shopping for a gift, remember: it's all fun and games until the mummy wakes up! 😂🌹 #AncientCurseGoals
6 months ago
Share →: I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Commentary:
"Self-care? More like spell-care! ⚡️✨ Who needs face masks when you've got magic wands? 🔮💁‍♂️ Time to add some abracadabra to that morning routine! ✨💫 #PrioritiesShifted"
6 months ago
Share →: Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Commentary:
"Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you're dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you've got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic"

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Making waves on Messenger:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Live now on Threads:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Seen just now on Discord:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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