Funny witchcraft quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

  Commentary:
  Well, we all have our unique gift preferences, right? 💐🔮 Who needs roses when you can summon ancient spirits instead? 🌚 Next time you're shopping for a gift, remember: it's all fun and games until the mummy wakes up! 😂🌹 #AncientCurseGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

  Commentary:
  "Self-care? More like spell-care! ⚡️✨ Who needs face masks when you've got magic wands? 🔮💁‍♂️ Time to add some abracadabra to that morning routine! ✨💫 #PrioritiesShifted"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

  Commentary:
  "Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you're dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you've got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic"

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