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Proof that even my consciousness has buyer's remorse 😂🧠💭
117 Funny worst quotes
The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.
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Guess they're finally learning how to make themselves Priority No. 1 on their own list of Most Annoying People! 😆🛋️💆♂️
Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.
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When you've defeated the final boss but the real challenge is getting someone to listen to your epic tale 🎮🤔📢
Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.
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When I heard about getting blown to bits, I wasn't expecting a first-class ticket to Smithereens! 💥😂✈️
Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.
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Sounds like they majored in "Torture Tunes" at DJ University 🎶🚗😂
You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?
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That's because deciphering the lyrics is the only challenge more hair-raising than listening to the songs! 🎵🕵️♂️🔍
Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.
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Trying to build a career in this decade feels like trying to cook a soufflé during an earthquake! 🍳😅🌍
Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.
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Mondays should come with a warning label: "Proceed with caution and extra coffee!" ☕️😂
Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.
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Who knew the Twitter bird would lay golden eggs worth less than a vending machine snack? 🐦💰😆
Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.
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Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆