Commentary:
"Surround yourself with friends who are so prepared, they know the restaurant menu better than the chef! 🍽️🤓 #GoogleGourmets #PreparedPartners"
138 Funny yourself quotes
You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.
Commentary:
"Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady"
When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.
Commentary:
Oh, the thrill of decoding your own secret messages courtesy of your own chicken scratch! 🐔📝 It's like a personal puzzle game where the only prize is the satisfaction of finally figuring out what you meant to jot down. 😄 Who needs cryptic codes when you've got your own messy handwriting to keep you entertained? 🤔🔍 #PenmanshipPuzzles #MysteryNotes
“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.
Commentary:
"Standing up for myself is hard when I've got low iron – I'm more like a wilted flower than a powerful force 💁♀️🌼 #IronDeficiencyStruggles"
Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.
Commentary:
"Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄"
The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of 'Bi-yourself' – the ultimate dilemma of being attracted to both men and women, but ending up with no one interested in return! 😅💔 Remember, it's better to be 'Bi-yourself' than to compromise who you are for anyone else! 🌈 #LoveYourself"
My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”
Commentary:
Sounds like your husband took the whole "do it yourself" concept a bit too literally! 🤣 Guess the DIY motto applies to all tasks, even taking out the trash! 💪🗑️ #DIYNoMatterWhat
You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.
Commentary:
"Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence"
Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”
Commentary:
"Christmas adverts be like: 🍗🎅🥂 Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! 🎄✨ New year adverts: 🥴🥗💪 Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! 🤣🎇"
There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.
Commentary:
Well, talk about drastic dinner decisions! 🍲😱 Italian expressions sure know how to keep meals interesting – nothing like a soup ultimatum to add some spice to your dining experience! Bon appétit or fly high, your choice! 🪂😄